273 Quotations with Wright.
- 221. Steven Wright: I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said pet supplies. So I did. Then ...
- 222. Steven Wright: I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
- 223. Steven Wright: I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was loc ...
- 224. Steven Wright: I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, ten-fou ...
- 225. Steven Wright: I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast du ...
- 226. Steven Wright: I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
- 227. Steven Wright: I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
- 228. Steven Wright: I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I sa ...
- 229. Steven Wright: I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the sh ...
- 230. Steven Wright: I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, If I melt dry ...
- 231. Steven Wright: I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.
- 232. Steven Wright: I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radi ...
- 233. Steven Wright: I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
- 234. Steven Wright: I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, ...
- 235. Steven Wright: If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what ...
- 236. Steven Wright: If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn ...
- 237. Steven Wright: If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
- 238. Steven Wright: If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
- 239. Steven Wright: If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
- 240. Steven Wright: In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over wha ...
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