273 Quotations with Wright.
- 241. Steven Wright: It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay righ ...
- 242. Steven Wright: It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
- 243. Steven Wright: My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask h ...
- 244. Steven Wright: My friend invented Cliff's Notes. When I asked him how he got such a great idea, ...
- 245. Steven Wright: My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
- 246. Steven Wright: My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewher ...
- 247. Steven Wright: One time I went to a museum where all the work in the museum had been done by ch ...
- 248. Steven Wright: The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in f ...
- 249. Steven Wright: There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were tra ...
- 250. Steven Wright: There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you ...
- 251. Steven Wright: When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, th ...
- 252. Steven Wright: When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I ...
- 253. Steven Wright: When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy tra ...
- 254. Steven Wright: When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only ...
- 255. Steven Wright: When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five min ...
- 256. Wilbur Wright: I am an enthusiast, but not a crank in the sense that I have some pet theories a ...
- 257. Loudon Wainwright: Displaying a bland, even an eerie, disregard for what appeared to be the facts o ...
- 258. Dorothy Wright Wilson: If criminals wanted to grind justice to a halt, they could do it by banding toge ...
- 259. Bruce Wright: Nonvoting is a fruitless temper tantrum.
- 260. Frances Wright: I am neither Jew nor Gentile, Mahomedan nor Theist; I am but a member of the hum ...
Wright Quotes by Power Quotations
|