Famous Quotes
3255 Quotations with Right.
- 1. Steven Wright: My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
- 2. Steven Wright: Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
- 3. Steven Wright: If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
- 4. Steven Wright: I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
- 5. Steven Wright: I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
- 6. Steven Wright: Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact d ...
- 7. Arthur C. Clarke: When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he ...
- 8. Hubert H. Humphrey: The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken serio ...
- 9. Thomas Szasz: A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be rig ...
- 10. Unknown: All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
- 11. Pat Paulsen: Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, i ...
- 12. Gallagher: Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's ...
- 13. Will Rogers: Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
- 14. George Bernard Shaw: Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn ...
- 15. Steven Wright: I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
- 16. Voltaire: I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say i ...
- 17. Steven Wright: I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the pl ...
- 18. Samuel Goldwyn: If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
- 19. Graffito: I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
- 20. Steven Wright: Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house a ...