Famous Quotes
6 Quotations with Microwave.
- 1. Steven Wright: I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of it in ...

- 2. Erma Bombeck: It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as ...

- 3. Michael J. Owen: I can boil a kettle for a pot noodle and have been known to warm up some food in ...

- 4. Steven Wright: I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front o ...

- 5. Steven Wright: I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

- 6. David Wann: The packaging for a microwavable microwave dinner is programmed for a shelf life ...
