It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You're on your own, Bernice. - Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck: "It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You're on your own, Bernice."

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Bernice	Boxes	Direction	Disclaimer
Each	Food	Loosely	Ludicrous
Means	Microwave	Read	Translated
Vary	Your	Youre

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