65 Quotations with Lawyers.
- 1. Charles Lamb: Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.

- 2. Ambrose Bierce: EXECUTIVE, n. An officer of the Government, whose duty it is to enforce the wish ...

- 3. Ambrose Bierce: FORMA PAUPERIS. [Latin] In the character of a poor person -- a method by which a ...
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- 4. Ambrose Bierce: HOMICIDE, n. The slaying of one human being by another. There are four kinds of ...

- 5. Ambrose Bierce: NOSE, n. The extreme outpost of the face. From the circumstance that great conqu ...

- 6. Jeremy Bentham: Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.

- 7. Benjamin Franklin: A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

- 8. Guindon cartoon caption: Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important ...

- 9. Unknown: If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the equator ---- It ...

- 10. Anton Chekhov: Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob ...

- 11. Calvin Trillin: If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?

- 12. Richard Dooling: Criminal court is where bad pople are on their best behavior. It's much more dan ...

- 13. George Carlin: If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electri ...

- 14. Erik Pepke: Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers.

- 15. Danny DeVito: Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons: I've got em coz every ...

- 16. Richard Pryor: Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.

- 17. A. K. Griffin: If it weren't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.

- 18. William Shakespeare: The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

- 19. H.L. Mencken: All the extravagance and incompetence of our present Government is due, in the m ...

- 20. Millard Fillmore: In a body like Congress where there are more than one hundred talking lawyers, y ...

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