Famous Quotes / Calvin Trillin
16 Quotations by Calvin Trillin
- 1. Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.
- 2. As far as I'm concerned, whom is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
- 3. Before I go out to take a picture of someone, I just stop at the city desk and say, 'Do you want him ...
- 4. Even today, well-brought-up English girls are taught by their mothers to boil all veggies for at lea ...
- 5. Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to ...
- 6. Health food makes me sick.
- 7. I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.
- 8. If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
- 9. It happens to be a matter of record that I was first in print with the discovery that the tastelessn ...
- 10. Keeping off a large weight loss is a phenomenon about as common in American medicine as an impoveris ...
- 11. Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restau ...
- 12. Marriage is part of a sort of 50's revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and nake ...
- 13. The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member o ...
- 14. The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but ...
- 15. The question about those aromatic advertisements that perfume companies are having stitched into mag ...
- 16. When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the ...