109 Quotations with Grouch.
- 61. Groucho Marx: I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on, I go into ...
- 62. Groucho Marx: I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- 63. Groucho Marx: I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
- 64. Groucho Marx: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose wh ...
- 65. Groucho Marx: If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it ag ...
- 66. Groucho Marx: No man goes before his time -- unless the boss leaves early.
- 67. Groucho Marx: No man goes before his time -- unless the boss leaves early.
- 68. Groucho Marx: One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
- 69. Groucho Marx: One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
- 70. Groucho Marx: Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
- 71. Groucho Marx: Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
- 72. Groucho Marx: Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
- 73. Groucho Marx: Quote me as saying I was misquoted.
- 74. Groucho Marx: The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can't fool around. If ...
- 75. Groucho Marx: There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes, you kn ...
- 76. Groucho Marx: Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. A child of five c ...
- 77. Groucho Marx: Who are you going to believe -- me or your own eyes?
- 78. Groucho Marx: Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you t ...
- 79. Groucho Marx: Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
- 80. Helen Rowland: Woman! The peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic ...
Grouch Quotes by Power Quotations
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