109 Quotations with Grouch.
- 81. Groucho Marx: Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees ...
- 82. Groucho Marx: Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power ...
- 83. Elliott Gould: I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got ...
- 84. Eugene Levy: I like playing villains - villains that aren't that bright, you know? That's alw ...
- 85. Groucho Marx: A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
- 86. Groucho Marx: A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- 87. Groucho Marx: Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
- 88. Groucho Marx: Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
- 89. Groucho Marx: I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
- 90. Groucho Marx: I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
- 91. Groucho Marx: I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
- 92. Groucho Marx: I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, ...
- 93. Groucho Marx: I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
- 94. Groucho Marx: I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
- 95. Groucho Marx: I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf c ...
- 96. Groucho Marx: I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
- 97. Groucho Marx: Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
- 98. Groucho Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room.
- 99. Groucho Marx: There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, Yes, you k ...
- 100. Groucho Marx: Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Grouch Quotes by Power Quotations
|