Famous Quotes
109 Quotations with Grouch.
- 41. Groucho Marx: Here's to our wives and girlfriends... may they never meet!
- 42. Groucho Marx: Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east i ...
- 43. Groucho Marx: I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather da ...
- 44. Groucho Marx: You'll be hearing from my lawyer as soon as he graduates from law school!
- 45. Groucho Marx: I didn't like the play. But I saw it under unfavorable circumstances -- the curt ...
- 46. Groucho Marx: I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.
- 47. Groucho Marx: Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. And inside of a dog, it's too d ...
- 48. Groucho: I've had a perfectly wonderful evening--but this wasn't it
- 49. Groucho Marx: A man is only as old as the woman he feels
- 50. Groucho Marx: Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money
- 51. Groucho Marx: If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
- 52. Groucho Marx: A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
- 53. Groucho Marx: Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was b ...
- 54. Groucho Marx: Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
- 55. Groucho Marx: From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with ...
- 56. Groucho Marx: Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
- 57. Groucho Marx: He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He ...
- 58. Author Unknown: I am a Marxist... of the Groucho tendency.
- 59. Groucho Marx: I did toy with the idea of doing a cookbook. The recipes were to be the routine ...
- 60. Groucho Marx: I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. Next ti ...