Famous Quotes
109 Quotations with Grouch.
- 21. Groucho Marx: I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
- 22. Groucho Marx: In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians ca ...
- 23. Groucho Marx: Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly ever ...
- 24. Groucho Marx: She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
- 25. Groucho Marx: Women should be obscene and not heard.
- 26. Groucho Marx: I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in m ...
- 27. Groucho Marx: Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.
- 28. Groucho Marx: A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
- 29. Groucho Marx: Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have ...
- 30. Groucho Marx: I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
- 31. Groucho Marx: Here's to our girlfriends and wives; may they never meet!
- 32. Groucho Marx: I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that.
- 33. Groucho Marx: You are only as old as the woman you feel.
- 34. Groucho Marx: Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?
- 35. Groucho Marx: Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows--marriage does.
- 36. Groucho Marx: I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
- 37. Groucho Marx: I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
- 38. Groucho Marx: The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got ...
- 39. Groucho Marx: If i cannot smoke in heaven, then i shall not go.
- 40. Groucho Marx: I once shot an elephant in my pajamas, how he got in my pajamas I'll never know.