Famous Quotes
158 Quotations with Football.
- 1. George F. Will: Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Viol ...
- 2. Joe Theismann: Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody l ...
- 3. Erma Bombeck: Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain de ...
- 4. Ambrose Bierce: ACADEMY, n. [from ACADEME] A modern school where football is taught.
- 5. Ambrose Bierce: MAIDEN, n. A young person of the unfair sex addicted to clewless conduct and vie ...
- 6. Pro football lineman Lyle Alzado: I don't really trust a sane person.
- 7. H. L. Mencken: College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the ...
- 8. Lyndon B. Johnson: Gerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off.
- 9. Eugene McCarthy: Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to ...
- 10. Joe Bob Briggs: SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD: ...
- 11. Dave Barry: Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during game ...
- 12. Jose Luis Chilavert: Pressure? This is just a football match. When you do not know how to feed your c ...
- 13. Bill Shankly: Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that atti ...
- 14. Vince Lombardi: Dancing is a contact sport. Football is a hitting sport.
- 15. Bill Watterson: I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
- 16. Arnold Glasow: In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goal posts a ...
- 17. Dwight Eisenhower: An atheist is a guy who watches a Notre Dame-SMU football game and doesn't care ...
- 18. Joe Theisman: The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Ei ...
- 19. Jim Bouton: Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseb ...
- 20. Tom Tolbert: I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet.