Famous Quotes / Bill Watterson
22 Quotations by Bill Watterson
- 1. Careful. We don't want to learn from this.
- 2. Failures are very public, and successes are short lived. It's the pleasure of drawing funny pictures ...
- 3. God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that ...
- 4. Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
- 5. Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.
- 6. I have plentyof common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
- 7. I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
- 8. I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already know ...
- 9. I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
- 10. I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
- 11. If we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.
- 12. Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
- 13. People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
- 14. Reality continues to ruin my life.
- 15. Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that non ...
- 16. Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
- 17. The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you become informed, you start see ...
- 18. The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want t ...
- 19. Today my spirit is going to school while my body stays in bed.
- 20. Unfortunately, we're all "someone else" to someone else.