181 Quotations with Fields.
- 1. W. C. Fields: Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
![Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.. W. C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 2. W. C. Fields: Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
![Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.. W. C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 3. W. C. Fields: Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
![Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.. W. C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 4. W. C. Fields: I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also ke ...
![I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also ke .... W. C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 5. W. C. Fields: I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
![I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.. W. C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 6. W. C. Fields: Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
![Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.. W. C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 7. W. C. Fields: A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
![A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.. W. C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 8. Totie Fields: I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
![I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.. Totie Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 9. Irish Blessing: May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun ...
![May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun .... Irish Blessing.](/img/view.gif)
- 10. W. C. Fields: My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid t ...
![My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid t .... W. C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 11. John Steinbeck: The fields were fruitful and starving men moved on the roads. The granaries were ...
![The fields were fruitful and starving men moved on the roads. The granaries were .... John Steinbeck.](/img/view.gif)
- 12. James Ramsey: Apothegms to thinking minds are the seeds from which spring vast fields of new t ...
![Apothegms to thinking minds are the seeds from which spring vast fields of new t .... James Ramsey.](/img/view.gif)
- 13. W. C. Fields: Never give a sucker an even break.
![Never give a sucker an even break.. W. C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 14. Lucretia P. Hunter: Not only have women been successful in entering fields in which men are supposed ...
![Not only have women been successful in entering fields in which men are supposed .... Lucretia P. Hunter.](/img/view.gif)
- 15. Ambrose Bierce: HADES, n. The lower world; the residence of departed spirits; the place where th ...
![HADES, n. The lower world; the residence of departed spirits; the place where th .... Ambrose Bierce.](/img/view.gif)
- 16. Ambrose Bierce: RESPONSIBILITY, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, F ...
![RESPONSIBILITY, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, F .... Ambrose Bierce.](/img/view.gif)
- 17. Ambrose Bierce: REVEILLE, n. A signal to sleeping soldiers to dream of battlefields no more, but ...
![REVEILLE, n. A signal to sleeping soldiers to dream of battlefields no more, but .... Ambrose Bierce.](/img/view.gif)
- 18. Ambrose Bierce: TRIAL, n. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless c ...
![TRIAL, n. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless c .... Ambrose Bierce.](/img/view.gif)
- 19. W.C. Fields: Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again.
![Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again.. W.C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 20. W.C. Fields: Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and ...
![Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and .... W.C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
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