18 Quotations by W.C. Fields
- 1. 'Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
!['Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.. W.C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 2. A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
![A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.. W.C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 3. Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again.
![Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again.. W.C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 4. Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that y ...
![Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that y .... W.C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 5. Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
![Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.. W.C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 6. I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.
![I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.. W.C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 7. I like children. If they're properly cooked.
![I like children. If they're properly cooked.. W.C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 8. I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
![I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.. W.C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 9. I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
![I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.. W.C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 10. I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
![I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.. W.C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 11. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give it up. There's no use in being a fool about ...
![If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give it up. There's no use in being a fool about .... W.C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 12. It's easy to quit drinking. I 've done it a thousand times.
![It's easy to quit drinking. I 've done it a thousand times.. W.C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 13. My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpl ...
![My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpl .... W.C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 14. My illness is dut to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpl ...
![My illness is dut to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpl .... W.C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 15. Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
![Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.. W.C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 16. Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a life one to swim upstream.
![Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a life one to swim upstream.. W.C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 17. Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
![Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.. W.C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 18. There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situati ...
![There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situati .... W.C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
W.c. Fields Quotes by Power Quotations
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