194 Quotations with Dave.
- 81. Dave Barry: I was a young person once, shortly after the polar ice caps retreated, and I dis ...
- 82. Dave Barry: I've gained a few pounds around the middle. The only lower-body garments I own t ...
- 83. Dave Barry: If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.
- 84. Dave Barry: If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that o ...
- 85. Dave Barry: If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that ...
- 86. Dave Barry: In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish ...
- 87. Dave Barry: In those days, most people read newspapers, whereas today, most people do not. W ...
- 88. Dave Barry: It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against pre ...
- 89. Dave Barry: It is a good idea to shop around before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the co ...
- 90. Dave Barry: It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take i ...
- 91. Dave Barry: It is a well-known fact that although the public is fine when taken individually ...
- 92. Dave Barry: Karate is a form of marital arts in which people who have had years and years of ...
- 93. Dave Barry: Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes cer ...
- 94. Dave Barry: Dave Barry
- 95. Dave Barry: Miami does not have a visitor-friendly airport. At Miami International, a crampe ...
- 96. Dave Barry: My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I sta ...
- 97. Dave Barry: Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.
- 98. Dave Barry: Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance tha ...
- 99. Dave Barry: Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for ex ...
- 100. Dave Barry: Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of ...
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