194 Quotations with Dave.
- 61. Dave Barry: And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a ...

- 62. Dave Barry: As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.

- 63. Dave Barry: Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour ups ...

- 64. Dave Barry: Because of the level of my chess game, I was able - even against a weak opponent ...

- 65. Dave Barry: Bill Gates is a very rich man today .. and do you want to know why? The answer i ...

- 66. Dave Barry: Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated ...

- 67. Dave Barry: Congress shall also create a tax code weighing more than the combined poundage o ...

- 68. Dave Barry: DNA is an abbreviation for deoxyribonucleicantidisestablishmentarianism, a compl ...

- 69. Dave Barry: Dogsled-riding is a sport that is relaxing as well as fragrant.

- 70. Dave Barry: Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain ...

- 71. Dave Barry: Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

- 72. Dave Barry: Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadi ...

- 73. Dave Barry: Grammatically, should of is a predatory admonition; as such, it is always used a ...

- 74. Dave Barry: Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving ...

- 75. Dave Barry: Harvard University, according to the directory of the American Society of Colleg ...

- 76. Dave Barry: I am not a violent person. I am a product of the Flower Power '60s. I have actua ...

- 77. Dave Barry: I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any ...

- 78. Dave Barry: I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so the ...

- 79. Dave Barry: I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-Americ ...

- 80. Dave Barry: I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I ...

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