194 Quotations with Dave.
- 101. Dave Barry: Puns are little plays on words that a certain breed of person loves to spring on ...
- 102. Dave Barry: Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.
- 103. Dave Barry: Software: These programs give instruction to the CPU, which processes billions o ...
- 104. Dave Barry: Some archeologists believe that Stonehenge - the mysterious arrangement of enorm ...
- 105. Dave Barry: Stuffwise we are not a lean operation. We're the kind of people who, if we were ...
- 106. Dave Barry: Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on vir ...
- 107. Dave Barry: The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving ...
- 108. Dave Barry: The Internet browser... is the piece of software that puts a message on your com ...
- 109. Dave Barry: The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer ...
- 110. Dave Barry: The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish t ...
- 111. Dave Barry: The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about ...
- 112. Dave Barry: The reason it's called Grape Nuts is that it contains dextrose, which is also so ...
- 113. Dave Barry: The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
- 114. Dave Barry: The term SAT is a set of initials, or autonym, standing for Scholastic Attitude ...
- 115. Dave Barry: There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary ...
- 116. Dave Barry: To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
- 117. Dave Barry: To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the ...
- 118. Dave Barry: UNIVAC: a device, which contained 20,000 vacuum tubes, occupied 1,500 square fee ...
- 119. Dave Barry: We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide varie ...
- 120. Dave Barry: We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about ...
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