851 Quotations with Allen.
- 21. Fred Allen: Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done.
- 22. Woody Allen: There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with a ...
- 23. Woody Allen: What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely ...
- 24. Woody Allen: I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to ...
- 25. Woody Allen: I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
- 26. Woody Allen: When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
- 27. Woody Allen: What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what ...
- 28. Woody Allen: Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
- 29. Woody Allen: To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
- 30. Henry Allen: It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it ...
- 31. John M. Ford: We're not lost. We're locationally challenged.
- 32. Bill Tammeus: Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stati ...
- 33. Woody Allen: Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too s ...
- 34. Woody Allen: How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt s ...
- 35. Rita Rudner: Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a fe ...
- 36. Woody Allen: As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to ...
- 37. Fred Allen: A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then w ...
- 38. Fred Allen: A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but t ...
- 39. Woody Allen: Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fu ...
- 40. Woody Allen: His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral ...
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