541 Quotations by Mark Twain
- 161. I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.

- 162. I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to find how much ground it cove ...

- 163. I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

- 164. I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

- 165. I have no color prejudices nor caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. All I care to know is that a m ...

- 166. I have not a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming vices.

- 167. I have spent most of my time worrying about thigs that have never happened.

- 168. I know all those people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with the whole lot of them.

- 169. I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.

- 170. I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.

- 171. I never could tell a lie that anybody would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe.

- 172. I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write po ...

- 173. I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all lef ...

- 174. I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it.

- 175. I repeat, sir, that in whatever position you place a woman she is an ornament to society and a treas ...

- 176. I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.

- 177. I think a compliment ought to always precede a complaint, where one is possible, because it softens ...

- 178. I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivin ...

- 179. I was born modest. Not all over, but in spots.

- 180. I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said, "I don't know."

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