Famous Quotes / Mark Twain
541 Quotations by Mark Twain
- 141. I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a member of the human ...
- 142. I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey.
- 143. I can live for two months on one good compliment.
- 144. I can live two months on a good compliment.
- 145. I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody ...
- 146. I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent, except toward the things ...
- 147. I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- except he ...
- 148. I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invente ...
- 149. I did it partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall never have to do it again.
- 150. I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- 151. I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
- 152. I do not like work, even when someone else does it.
- 153. I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
- 154. I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to pray ...
- 155. I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell -- you see, I have friends in both places.
- 156. I find that principles have no real force except when one is well fed.
- 157. I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, b ...
- 158. I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not s ...
- 159. I have done some indiscreet things in my day, but this thing of playing myself for a prophet was the ...
- 160. I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than ...