541 Quotations by Mark Twain
- 121. He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients, no, three, I think -- yes, it was three; I ...
- 122. He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.
- 123. He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.
- 124. He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy i ...
- 125. Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
- 126. His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine."
- 127. History is strewn thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill, but a lie, well told, is imm ...
- 128. Honesty is the best policy -- when there is money in it.
- 129. How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.
- 130. Humanity has unquestionably one really effective weapon—laughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplica ...
- 131. Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentme ...
- 132. Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would ...
- 133. I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm ...
- 134. I am a democrat only on principle, not by instinct -- nobody is that. Doubtless some people say they ...
- 135. I am admonished in many ways that time is pushing me inexorably along. I am approaching the threshol ...
- 136. I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
- 137. I am different from Washington. I have a higher, grander standard of principle. Washington could not ...
- 138. I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.
- 139. I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
- 140. I am prepared to meet anyone, but whether anyone is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is a ...
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