541 Quotations by Mark Twain
- 181. I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.
- 182. I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.
- 183. I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have so much of it.
- 184. I'm opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
- 185. I've dealt with many crises in my life, but few will ever happen.
- 186. Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own.
- 187. If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the r ...
- 188. If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be - a Christian.
- 189. If everybody was satisfied with himself, there would be no heroes
- 190. If I owned both Hell and Texas, I'd live in Hell and rent out Texas.
- 191. If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.
- 192. If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill always came together, who would escape hanging?
- 193. If the statistics are right, the Jews constitute but one percent of the human race. It suggests a ne ...
- 194. If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go
- 195. If they had not landed there would be some reason for celebrating the fact.
- 196. If to be interesting is to be un-commonplace, it is becoming a question with me, if there are any co ...
- 197. If Tom Sawyer had been a great and wise philosopher, like the writer of this book, he would now have ...
- 198. If we had less statemanship we could get along with fewer battleships.
- 199. If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.
- 200. If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.
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