I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial. - Joan Rivers

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Joan Rivers: "I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial."

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Attack	Call	Caused	Dane
Dial	Dropped	Fortunately	Great
Half	Head	Heart	Hooker
Hour	Husbands	Keeled	Lovemaking
Middle	Myself	Over	Paper
Paramedics	Polaroid	Taken	Took
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