Famous Quotes / Groucho Marx
103 Quotations by Groucho Marx
- 61. Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is han ...
- 62. Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money
- 63. My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
- 64. No man goes before his time -- unless the boss leaves early.
- 65. No man goes before his time -- unless the boss leaves early.
- 66. No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
- 67. One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
- 68. One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
- 69. Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
- 70. Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
- 71. Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. And inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- 72. Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
- 73. Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows--marriage does.
- 74. Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and applying the wrong rem ...
- 75. Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
- 76. Quote me as saying I was misquoted.
- 77. Room service? Send up a larger room.
- 78. She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
- 79. She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
- 80. She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the live of the party.