103 Quotations by Groucho Marx
- 81. Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
- 82. The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
- 83. The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
- 84. The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can't fool around. If you write about som ...
- 85. There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.
- 86. There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes, you know he's crooked.
- 87. There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, Yes, you know he is a crook.
- 88. Those are my principles, and if you don't like them ... well, I have others.
- 89. Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. A child of five could understand this ...
- 90. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- 91. Time wounds all heels.
- 92. Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is w ...
- 93. Who are you going to believe -- me or your own eyes?
- 94. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
- 95. Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I ...
- 96. Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?
- 97. Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
- 98. Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
- 99. Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
- 100. Women should be obscene and not heard.
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