103 Quotations by Groucho Marx
- 21. Here's to our girlfriends and wives; may they never meet!

- 22. Here's to our wives and girlfriends... may they never meet!

- 23. I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.

- 24. I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows un ...

- 25. I did toy with the idea of doing a cookbook. The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dr ...

- 26. I didn't like the play. But I saw it under unfavorable circumstances -- the curtains were up.

- 27. I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

- 28. I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. Next time I see you, remind ...

- 29. I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.

- 30. I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on, I go into another room and re ...

- 31. I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

- 32. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

- 33. I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that.

- 34. I know, I know -- you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten tho ...

- 35. I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

- 36. I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

- 37. I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library ...

- 38. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

- 39. I once shot an elephant in my pajamas, how he got in my pajamas I'll never know.

- 40. I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

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