Famous Quotes / Groucho Marx
103 Quotations by Groucho Marx
- 1. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
- 2. A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
- 3. A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
- 4. A man is only as old as the woman he feels
- 5. A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- 6. Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long e ...
- 7. Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
- 8. Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early ...
- 9. Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
- 10. Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
- 11. Believe me, you gotta get up early if you wanna get out of bed.
- 12. Don't point that beard at me, it might go off.
- 13. Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or ...
- 14. Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
- 15. Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
- 16. From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day ...
- 17. From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I ...
- 18. Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
- 19. Go, and never darken my towels again.
- 20. He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.