82 Quotations by Erma Bombeck
- 41. It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have ...
- 42. It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
- 43. It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer ...
- 44. It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
- 45. Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's ...
- 46. Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing real men do that do ...
- 47. Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- 48. My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are u ...
- 49. My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed un ...
- 50. My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, 'But that's ha ...
- 51. Myths that need clarification: Everyone in California lives on a white, sandy beach. False. The only ...
- 52. Never accept a drink from a Urologist.
- 53. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
- 54. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
- 55. No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.
- 56. Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians ...
- 57. One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of ...
- 58. People are always asking couples whose marriages have endured at least a quarter of a century for th ...
- 59. People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same ...
- 60. Phrases and their actual meanings: My teacher has never liked me. Expect a phone call before lunch f ...
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