82 Quotations by Erma Bombeck
- 61. Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it w ...
- 62. Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gift ...
- 63. The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had ...
- 64. The art of never making a mistake is crucial to motherhood. To be effective and to gain the respect ...
- 65. The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and to ...
- 66. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
- 67. The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.
- 68. There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, "Yes, I've got dreams, of course, I'v ...
- 69. There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
- 70. There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
- 71. There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's ...
- 72. We've got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don't know how it was before, so th ...
- 73. What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when ...
- 74. When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog ...
- 75. When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of ta ...
- 76. When it comes to cooking, five years ago I felt guilty just adding water. Now I want to bang the tub ...
- 77. When your mother asks, Do you want a piece of advice? it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if y ...
- 78. Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.
- 79. Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.
- 80. Worry is like a rocking chair: It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywere.
Erma Bombeck Quotes by Power Quotations
|