105 Quotations by Dave Barry
- 61. Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b ...
- 62. On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt e ...
- 63. Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his ...
- 64. Puns are little plays on words that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look a ...
- 65. Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in Janu ...
- 66. Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.
- 67. Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
- 68. Software: These programs give instruction to the CPU, which processes billions of tiny facts called ...
- 69. Some archeologists believe that Stonehenge - the mysterious arrangement of enormous elongated stones ...
- 70. Stuffwise we are not a lean operation. We're the kind of people who, if we were deciding what absolu ...
- 71. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
- 72. Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic wit ...
- 73. The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the life of an infa ...
- 74. The Internet browser... is the piece of software that puts a message on your computer screen informi ...
- 75. The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by whic ...
- 76. The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed ...
- 77. The metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity ...
- 78. The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
- 79. The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eye ...
- 80. The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and att ...
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