Software: These programs give instruction to the CPU, which processes billions of tiny facts called bytes, and within a fraction of a second it sends you an error message that requires you to call the customer-support hot line and be placed on hold for approximately the life-span of a caribou. - Dave Barry

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Dave Barry: "Software: These programs give instruction to the CPU, which processes billions of tiny facts called bytes, and within a fraction of a second it sends you an error message that requires you to call the customer-support hot line and be placed on hold for approximately the life-span of a caribou."

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Approximately	Billions	Bytes	Call
Called	Caribou	Customersupport	Error
Facts	Fraction	Give	Hold
Instruction	Lifespan	Line	Message
Placed	Processes	Programs	Requires
Second	Sends	Software	These
Tiny	Within

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