Famous Quotes
273 Quotations with Wright.
- 1. Steven Wright: My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
- 2. Steven Wright: Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
- 3. Steven Wright: If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
- 4. Steven Wright: I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
- 5. Steven Wright: I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
- 6. Steven Wright: Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact d ...
- 7. Unknown: All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
- 8. Steven Wright: I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
- 9. Steven Wright: I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the pl ...
- 10. Steven Wright: Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house a ...
- 11. Frank Lloyd Wright: TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- 12. Steven Wright: You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- 13. Carl Sagan: But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are ...
- 14. Steven Wright: When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said ...
- 15. Steven Wright: Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
- 16. Steven Wright: What's another word for Thesaurus?
- 17. Steven Wright: It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temper ...
- 18. Steven Wright: There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot ...
- 19. Frank Lloyd Wright: Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
- 20. Frank Lloyd Wright: Noble life demands a noble architecture for noble uses of noble men. Lack of cul ...