Famous Quotes
148 Quotations with Woody.
- 81. Woody Allen: I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
- 82. Woody Allen: I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
- 83. Woody Allen: I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final ...
- 84. Woody Allen: I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead.
- 85. Woody Allen: If I had my life to live over, I wish I could be a great pianist or something.
- 86. Woody Allen: If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
- 87. Salman Rushdie: If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
- 88. Woody Allen: If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
- 89. Woody Allen: If you're not failing, you're not trying anything.
- 90. Woody Allen: I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- 91. Woody Allen: In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into telev ...
- 92. Judith Viorst: Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as H ...
- 93. Woody Allen: It shows exactly what you can do if you're a total psychotic.
- 94. Woody Hayes: I've had smarter people around me all my life, but I haven't run into one yet th ...
- 95. Woody Allen: I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
- 96. Woody Guthrie: Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find i ...
- 97. Woody Allen: Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
- 98. Woody Allen: On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily ...
- 99. Woody Allen: On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily ...
- 100. Woody Allen: Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is q ...