148 Quotations with Woody.
- 61. Woody Allen: Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
- 62. Woody Allen: Eternity is very long, especially towards the end.
- 63. Woody Allen: Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
- 64. Woody Allen: Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym.
- 65. Woody Harrelson: My main hope for myself is to be where I am.
- 66. Woody Allen: I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortali ...
- 67. Woody Allen: Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some ...
- 68. Woody Allen: Marriage is the death of hope.
- 69. Woody Allen: Sex without love is an empty gesture. But as empty gestures go, it is one of the ...
- 70. Woody Allen: I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty mi ...
- 71. Woody Allen: Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love
- 72. Woody Allen: My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.
- 73. Woody Allen: When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
- 74. Woody Allen: What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases ...
- 75. Woody Allen: A 'Bay Area Bisexual' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires ...
- 76. Woody Allen: A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move fo ...
- 77. Woody Allen: Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in ...
- 78. Woody Allen: Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were ad ...
- 79. Woody Allen: Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a p ...
- 80. Woody Allen: I don't believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
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