43 Quotations with Turd.
- 1. Saturday Review: Penicillin was indeed the product of accidental discovery, but the discovery was ...
- 2. Ralph Waldo Emerson: The key to every man is his thought. Sturdy and defying though he look, he has a ...
- 3. Ambrose Bierce: DAWN, n. The time when men of reason go to bed. Certain old men prefer to rise a ...
- 4. Ambrose Bierce: DULLARD, n. A member of the reigning dynasty in letters and life. The Dullards c ...
- 5. Ambrose Bierce: EDITOR, n. A person who combines the judicial functions of Minos, Rhadamanthus a ...
- 6. Ambrose Bierce: GHOUL, n. A demon addicted to the reprehensible habit of devouring the dead. The ...
- 7. Ambrose Bierce: RESPONSIBILITY, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, F ...
- 8. Ambrose Bierce: RIGHTEOUSNESS, n. A sturdy virtue that was once found among the Pantidoodles inh ...
- 9. Woody Allen: Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
- 10. Tom Nolan: In the absences of a decent time machine, fiction remains the most sturdy vehicl ...
- 11. Sir William Bragg: God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and t ...
- 12. Jimmy Buffett: There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.
- 13. Woody Allen: Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
- 14. Lynn Johnston: On a lazy Saturday morning when you're lying in bed, drifting in and out of slee ...
- 15. Shelly Horton: The more you wrestle with a turd, the more shit gets on you.
- 16. Thomas Ybarra: A Christian is a man who feels repentance on Sunday for what he did on Saturday ...
- 17. Winston Churchill: Some see private enterprise as a predatory target to be shot, others as a cow to ...
- 18. Ruth Benedict: Faith is the sturdiest, the most manly of the virtues. It lies behind our plucki ...
- 19. Nancy Sproat: How pleasant is Saturday night when I've tried all the week to be good, and not ...
- 20. Primo Levi: I live in my house as I live inside my skin: I know more beautiful, more ample, ...
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