43 Quotations with Tons.
- 1. Unknown: Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs ...

- 2. Unknown: A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.

- 3. Ambrose Bierce: INFIDEL, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in ...

- 4. Ambrose Bierce: TOPE, v. To tipple, booze, swill, soak, guzzle, lush, bib, or swig. In the indiv ...

- 5. H.H. Munro: A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.

- 6. Popular Mechanics: Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vaccuum tubes and weighs ...

- 7. George Carlin: Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

- 8. Paris Hilton: I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known ...

- 9. David Mankins: A modern U.S. Navy cruiser now requires 26 tons of manuals. This is enough to af ...

- 10. Henry Beston: The leaves fall, the wind blows, and the farm country slowly changes from the su ...

- 11. Saki: A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanations.

- 12. Ringo Starr: America: It's like Britain, only with buttons.

- 13. Mark Twain: Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man ...

- 14. Madonna: Catholicism is not a soothing religion. It's a painful religion. We're all glutt ...

- 15. Ralph Waldo Emerson: Coal is a portable climate. It carries the heat of the tropics to Labrador and t ...

- 16. Author Unknown: Computers in the future will weigh no more than 1.5 tons.

- 17. Katharine Walker: I believe in the total depravity of inanimate things... the elusiveness of soap, ...

- 18. Ernest Hemingway: I have noticed that doctors who fail in the practice of medicine have a tendency ...

- 19. Vic Braden: Losers have tons of variety. Champions just take pride in learning to hit the sa ...

- 20. Evelyn Waugh: Other nations use "force"; we Britons alone use "Might."

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