4161 Quotations with Take.
- 281. Ambrose Bierce: TRIAL, n. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless c ...
- 282. Ambrose Bierce: TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.
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- 283. Ambrose Bierce: WEDDING, n. A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one underta ...
- 284. Ambrose Bierce: WEREWOLF, n. A wolf that was once, or is sometimes, a man. All werewolves are of ...
- 285. Ambrose Bierce: WIDOW, n. A pathetic figure that the Christian world has agreed to take humorous ...
- 286. Oscar Levant: I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
- 287. John Barrymore: Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount ...
- 288. Benjamin Franklin: God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.
- 289. Henry Ford: Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need it; if you are sick, you sh ...
- 290. Fred Allen: Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.
- 291. Nancy Mitford: I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
- 292. Phyllis Schlafly: Women have babies and men provide the support. If you don't like the way we're m ...
- 293. Unknown: If you can't take the heat, get out of the gene pool.
- 294. Gore Vidal: For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
- 295. Lazarus Long: Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is ...
- 296. Lazarus Long: A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog ...
- 297. J.D. McCoughey: God is dead, but fifty thousand social workers have risen to take his place.
- 298. Ambrose Bierce: Clergyman, n. - A man who undertakes the management of our spiritual affairs as ...
- 299. Charlie McCarthy: Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- 300. Joan Rivers: I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper ...
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