385 Quotations with Steven.
- 341. Steven Wright: There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were tra ...
- 342. Steven Wright: There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you ...
- 343. Steven Wright: When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, th ...
- 344. Steven Wright: When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I ...
- 345. Steven Wright: When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy tra ...
- 346. Steven Wright: When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only ...
- 347. Steven Wright: When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five min ...
- 348. Steven D. Woodhull: You've got a lot of choices. If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and ...
- 349. Adlai Stevenson: Communism is the corruption of a dream of justice.
- 350. Robert Louis Stevenson: Even I, who had the tide going out and in before me in the bay, and even watched ...
- 351. Adlai Stevenson: It's not the years in your life but the life in your years that counts.
- 352. Robert Louis Stevenson: There is no duty we so much underrate as the duty of being happy. By being happy ...
- 353. Robert Louis Stevenson: The best things are nearest: breath in your nostrils, light in your eyes, flower ...
- 354. Adlai Stevenson: It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
- 355. Robert Louis Stevenson: Make the most of the best and the least of the worst.
- 356. Robert Louis Stevenson: That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much; who has ...
- 357. Steven Wright: I accidentally installed the deer whistles on my car backwards. now everywhere i ...
- 358. Steven Wright: I had some eyeglasses. i was walking down the street when suddenly the prescript ...
- 359. Steven Wright: I just got out of the hospital. i was in a speed-reading accident. i hit a bookm ...
- 360. Steven Wright: Right now i'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. i think i've forgotte ...
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