768 Quotations with Stance.
- 41. Brian Aldiss: Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.

- 42. Victor Borge: Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

- 43. Doctor Who: Resistance is useless.

- 44. Steven Wright: Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time.

- 45. Dorthy Parker: There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; ...

- 46. Ambrose Bierce: AIR, n. A nutritious substance supplied by a bountiful Providence for the fatten ...

- 47. Ambrose Bierce: BEGGAR, n. One who has relied on the assistance of his friends.

- 48. Ambrose Bierce: DEGENERATE, adj. Less conspicuously admirable than one's ancestors. The contempo ...

- 49. Ambrose Bierce: DIGESTION, n. The conversion of victuals into virtues. When the process is imper ...

- 50. Ambrose Bierce: DISTANCE, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call their ...

- 51. Ambrose Bierce: FLY-SPECK, n. The prototype of punctuation. It is observed by Garvinus that the ...

- 52. Ambrose Bierce: FRYING-PAN, n. One part of the penal apparatus employed in that punitive institu ...

- 53. Ambrose Bierce: HANGMAN, n. An officer of the law charged with duties of the highest dignity and ...

- 54. Ambrose Bierce: IMMORAL, adj. Inexpedient. Whatever in the long run and with regard to the great ...

- 55. Ambrose Bierce: MACROBIAN, n. One forgotten of the gods and living to a great age. History is ab ...

- 56. Ambrose Bierce: MAGNITUDE, n. Size. Magnitude being purely relative, nothing is large and nothin ...

- 57. Ambrose Bierce: NEGRO, n. The _piece de resistance_ in the American political problem. Represent ...

- 58. Ambrose Bierce: NOSE, n. The extreme outpost of the face. From the circumstance that great conqu ...

- 59. Ambrose Bierce: PLAGUE, n. In ancient times a general punishment of the innocent for admonition ...

- 60. Ambrose Bierce: SEAL, n. A mark impressed upon certain kinds of documents to attest their authen ...

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