53 Quotations with Rodney.
- 1. Rodney Dangerfield: Life is just a bowl of pits.
- 2. Rodney Dangerfield: Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'W ...
- 3. Rodney Dangerfield: I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - ...
- 4. Rodney Dangerfield: My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
- 5. Rodney Yee: As we look deeply within, we understand our perfect balance. There is no fear of ...
- 6. Rodney Dangerfield: My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- 7. Rodney Dangerfield: My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calenda ...
- 8. Rodney Dangerfield: A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I w ...
- 9. Rodney Dangerfield: I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
- 10. Rodney Dangerfield: When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
- 11. Rodney Dangerfield: My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the ...
- 12. Rodney Dangerfield: I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
- 13. Rodney Dangerfield: On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
- 14. Rodney Dangerfield: Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a go ...
- 15. Rodney Dangerfield: I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
- 16. Rodney Dangerfield: I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician, I would be ...
- 17. Rodney Dangerfield: I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
- 18. Rodney Dangerfield: If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
- 19. Rodney Dangerfield: I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've j ...
- 20. Rodney King: Please, we can get along here.
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