53 Quotations with Rodney.
- 41. Rodney Dangerfield: My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said ...

- 42. Rodney Dangerfield: My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, sh ...

- 43. Rodney Dangerfield: Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid ...

- 44. Rodney Dangerfield: The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

- 45. Rodney Dangerfield: What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

- 46. Rodney Dangerfield: What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about th ...

- 47. Rodney Dangerfield: With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best ...

- 48. Rodney Dangerfield: Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God ...

- 49. David Horowitz: If Rodney King had obeyed the orders clearly given and had laid down in a prone ...

- 50. Maxine Waters: I had a wonderful experience recently in anticipation of the second Rodney King ...

- 51. Rodney Dangerfield: So I called up my wife the other day. I said, 'Honey, I've been thinking about y ...

- 52. Rodney Dangerfield: One time a guy pulled a knife on me... I could tell it wasn't a professional job ...

- 53. Rodney Dangerfield: I tell you, I don't get no respect. When I step into an elevator, the attendant ...

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