Famous Quotes
1352 Quotations with Mark.
- 1. Simeon Strunsky: Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
- 2. Mark Twain: Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
- 3. Mark Twain: The report of my death was an exaggeration.
- 4. Mark Twain: A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to rea ...
- 5. H. L. Mencken: A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
- 6. Mark Twain: Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- 7. Mark Twain: Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- 8. Gallagher: Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's ...
- 9. Mark Twain: I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him ...
- 10. Mark Twain: In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed ...
- 11. Unknown: I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it... just the thousands out th ...
- 12. Mark Twain: Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library ...
- 13. Mark Twain: My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
- 14. Calvin Trillin: The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served th ...
- 15. Robert Graves: The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite ...
- 16. Mark Twain: In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school ...
- 17. Mark Ardis: A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5x11 inch paper cannot be und ...
- 18. Tom Lehrer: On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put ...
- 19. Mark Twain: Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard a ...
- 20. Mark Twain: You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.