Famous Quotes / Tom Lehrer
14 Quotations by Tom Lehrer
- 1. Bad weather always looks worse through a window.
- 2. I feel that if a person has problems communicating, the very least he can do is to shut up.
- 3. I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
- 4. I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
- 5. If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.
- 6. In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'
- 7. It is a sobering thought, that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.
- 8. It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.
- 9. Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.
- 10. Life is like a sewer -- what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
- 11. Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
- 12. On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about ...
- 13. The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit dis ...
- 14. There used to be certain words you couldn't say in front of a girl. Now, you can say them, but you c ...