257 Quotations with Husband.
- 1. Rita Rudner: Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a fe ...
- 2. Rita Rudner: My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, ...
- 3. Anne Morrow Lindbergh: A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, bu ...
- 4. Smiley Blanton: Life is all one piece. Men err when they think they can be inhuman exploiters in ...
- 5. Rosanne Barr: My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide ...
- 6. Rita Rudner: My mother buried three husbands ... and two of them were only napping.
- 7. Zsa Zsa Gabor: How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
- 8. Helen Rowland: A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- 9. Jane Fonda: My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I dyed my ha ...
- 10. Lady Bird Johnson: The First Lady is an unpaid public servant elected by one person --- her husband ...
- 11. Kathleen Norris: Changing husbands is only changing troubles.
- 12. Lillian Bell: It is really asking too much of a woman to expect her to bring up her husband an ...
- 13. Ambrose Bierce: BERENICE'S HAIR, n. A constellation (_Coma Berenices_) named in honor of one who ...
- 14. Ambrose Bierce: BRUTE, n. See HUSBAND.
- 15. Ambrose Bierce: DUEL, n. A formal ceremony preliminary to the reconciliation of two enemies. Gre ...
- 16. Ambrose Bierce: EAVESDROP, v.i. Secretly to overhear a catalogue of the crimes and vices of anot ...
- 17. Ambrose Bierce: HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.
- 18. Ambrose Bierce: INCUBUS, n. One of a race of highly improper demons who, though probably not who ...
- 19. Groucho Marx: The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and h ...
- 20. H. L. Mencken: Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.
Husband Quotes by Power Quotations
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