143 Quotations with Coop.
- 81. Dave Barry: We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a stron ...

- 82. Tim Berners-Lee: The Semantic Web is not a separate Web but an extension of the current one, in w ...

- 83. Allen Boyd: The world has changed greatly since the end of the Cold War. It is imperative th ...

- 84. Jerry Brown: The government is a bunch of whores. Look at the people who pay to elect the gov ...

- 85. James F. Cooper: Candor is a proof of both a just frame of mind, and of a good tone of breeding. ...

- 86. Anderson Cooper: I suppose if you've never bitten your nails, there isn't any way to explain the ...

- 87. Chris Cooper: I like a very dry wit, not the big kind of humor like Robin Williams. I don't th ...

- 88. Chris Cooper: I suspect that a lot of studio executives still think of me as 'what's-his-name'

- 89. Chris Cooper: I've been around horses, but I certainly wouldn't call myself a horseman by any ...

- 90. Tommy Cooper: A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts ...

- 91. Tommy Cooper: A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age. ...

- 92. Tommy Cooper: And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking mon ...

- 93. Tommy Cooper: I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Str ...

- 94. Tommy Cooper: I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs? ...

- 95. Tommy Cooper: I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already!

- 96. Tommy Cooper: It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' ...

- 97. Tommy Cooper: Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was ...

- 98. Tommy Cooper: My wife had a go at me last night. She said, You'll drive me to my grave. I had ...

- 99. Tommy Cooper: So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put ...

- 100. Tommy Cooper: So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He ...

Coop Quotes by Power Quotations
|