126 Quotations with Congress.
- 1. Will Rogers: This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the b ...
- 2. Victor Hugo: I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and ...
- 3. Lichty and Wagner: Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irrespo ...
- 4. Mark Twain: Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. Bu ...
- 5. Clare Booth Luce: They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you know that ...
- 6. Ambrose Bierce: CONGRESS, n. A body of men who meet to repeal laws.
- 7. Ambrose Bierce: EXECUTIVE, n. An officer of the Government, whose duty it is to enforce the wish ...
- 8. Ambrose Bierce: REAR, n. In American military matters, that exposed part of the army that is nea ...
- 9. Abraham Lincoln: The provision of the Constitution giving the war-making power to Congress was di ...
- 10. Quentin Crisp: Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epid ...
- 11. H. L. Mencken: Congress consists of one third, more or less, scoundrels; two thirds, more or le ...
- 12. John L. Jackley: Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying t ...
- 13. Woody Allen: The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is ...
- 14. Sam Rayburn: [To a first-term congressman who wanted wanted excused from voting with the part ...
- 15. Tom Masson: Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life wou ...
- 16. John Adams: In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, tw ...
- 17. Mark Hoppus: I can name the newscaster on The Simpsons, but I can't name my own congressman. ...
- 18. Will Rodgers: The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythicals beans into it, ...
- 19. Cullen Hightower: We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex--but Cong ...
- 20. Bruce Baum: I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the H ...
Congress Quotes by Power Quotations
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