193 Quotations with Bomb.
- 121. Erma Bombeck: I was leafing through a magazine where there was a before-and-after picture of a ...

- 122. Erma Bombeck: I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for ...

- 123. Erma Bombeck: I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.

- 124. Erma Bombeck: I'm trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timet ...

- 125. Erma Bombeck: I've decided life is too fragile to finish a book I dislike just because it cost ...

- 126. Erma Bombeck: I've never vied for power in the family before. Pointing a box at the garage doo ...

- 127. Erma Bombeck: In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm ...

- 128. Erma Bombeck: It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as ...

- 129. Erma Bombeck: Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brough ...

- 130. Erma Bombeck: Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing ...

- 131. Erma Bombeck: Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a ca ...

- 132. Erma Bombeck: My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all ...

- 133. Erma Bombeck: Myths that need clarification: Everyone in California lives on a white, sandy be ...

- 134. Erma Bombeck: No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major h ...

- 135. Erma Bombeck: Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out sp ...

- 136. Erma Bombeck: One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your l ...

- 137. Erma Bombeck: People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. Th ...

- 138. Erma Bombeck: Phrases and their actual meanings: My teacher has never liked me. Expect a phone ...

- 139. Erma Bombeck: Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebaske ...

- 140. Erma Bombeck: Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into soci ...

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