361 Quotations with Asses.
- 21. Ambrose Bierce: HEAD-MONEY, n. A capitation tax, or poll-tax.
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- 22. Ambrose Bierce: HIBERNATE, v.i. To pass the winter season in domestic seclusion. There have been ...

- 23. Ambrose Bierce: KING'S EVIL, n. A malady that was formerly cured by the touch of the sovereign, ...

- 24. Ambrose Bierce: MAGNITUDE, n. Size. Magnitude being purely relative, nothing is large and nothin ...

- 25. Ambrose Bierce: NOMINATE, v. To designate for the heaviest political assessment. To put forward ...

- 26. Ambrose Bierce: RESPLENDENT, adj. Like a simple American citizen beduking himself in his lodge, ...

- 27. Jimmy Swaggart: Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.

- 28. H. L. Mencken: Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses.

- 29. Ernest Coquelin: I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see her son ...

- 30. Adolf Hitler: The great masses of the people... will more easily fall victims to a great lie t ...

- 31. G.K. Chesterton: The classes that wash most are those that work least.

- 32. Henny Youngman: My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out o ...

- 33. Oscar Wilde: It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of ...

- 34. Oscar Wilde: Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that ...

- 35. Niccolo Machiavelli: There are three classes of intellects: one which comprehends by itself; another ...

- 36. Stephen Mansfield: There is a schizophrenic nature in modern politics. A leader is expected to have ...

- 37. Auguste Renoir: The pain passes. The beauty remains.

- 38. Luis Cernada: Everything beautiful has its moment, and then passes away.

- 39. Tom Stoppard: Whatever became of the moment when one first knew about death? There must have b ...

- 40. Dorothy Parker: Men seldom make passes
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