851 Quotations with Allen.
- 581. Woody Allen: I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
- 582. Woody Allen: I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I-I have a tendency to... ...
- 583. Woody Allen: I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
- 584. Woody Allen: I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teache ...
- 585. Woody Allen: I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
- 586. Woody Allen: I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
- 587. Woody Allen: I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, sha ...
- 588. Woody Allen: I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dea ...
- 589. Woody Allen: I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.
- 590. Woody Allen: I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
- 591. Woody Allen: If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
- 592. Woody Allen: If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything ...
- 593. Woody Allen: It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion doll ...
- 594. Woody Allen: It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
- 595. Woody Allen: My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a ...
- 596. Woody Allen: Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; w ...
- 597. Woody Allen: Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; w ...
- 598. Woody Allen: Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic.
- 599. Woody Allen: Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get bet ...
- 600. Woody Allen: She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of par ...
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